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Agent Caitlin Todd : I thought you couldn't type.
DiNozzo : I've decided to improve myself.
Agent Caitlin Todd : Well, in that case, you might want to lose that shirt. It went out of style three years ago.
DiNozzo : This from a girl who keeps a puka shell necklace in her purse.
Agent Caitlin Todd : My grandma gave me those. Wait, you looked in my purse?
DiNozzo : Sorry, did I say that out loud?
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Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Tony, as far as I'm concerned, you're irreplaceable.
Tony DiNozzo : I knew it, heh. I knew behind the whole Marine thing you really are... at heart...
Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [as he walks by McGee who's sitting at DiNozzo's desk] Forget about it, McGee. He's still alive.
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[after Tony makes slurping noises with his drink & Gibbs frustrated being in rush hour traffic and annoyed by Tony throws his drinking cup out the window]
Tony DiNozzo : That's littering
Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Fine me.
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DiNozzo : Rush hour. Kind of a misnomer if you ask me.
Leroy Jethro Gibbs : I didn't.
DiNozzo : I mean, it's not like anybody's really rushing anywhere and it always takes more than an hour. They should call it, like...
Leroy Jethro Gibbs : "Shut up and sit there before I shoot you hour."
DiNozzo : I was thinking of something a little shorter.
[DiNozzo slurps on drink, Gibbs throws cup out window]
DiNozzo : That's littering.
Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Fine me.
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DiNozzo : Remember the good old days, Kate?
Agent Caitlin Todd : What good old days?
DiNozzo : When Gibbs would confide in us; treat us like peers?
Agent Caitlin Todd : No!
DiNozzo : Good, I thought I was the only one.
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Tony DiNozzo : [while gibbs is driving down the back road] I think I'm going to puke.
Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Roll down a window!
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Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [seeing Tony asleep at his desk] DINOZZO!
DiNozzo : [sleepily] You'll have to speak louder, boss. I haven't been able to hear anything since that explosion yesterday.
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[walking away after interviewing a witness on an explosives disposal training range]
Agent Caitlin Todd : He's hiding something.
Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Oh, yeah.
Tony DiNozzo : The question is, what?
Range Officer : [in background] Fire in the hole!
Leroy Jethro Gibbs : You two might want to cover your...
[Behind them, a helicopter blows up. Kate and Tony duck, Gibbs doesn't flinch]
Leroy Jethro Gibbs : ...ears.
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DiNozzo : Remember the good old days, Kate?
Agent Caitlin Todd : What 'good old days'?
DiNozzo : When Gibbs would confide in us and treat us like peers.
Agent Caitlin Todd : No.
DiNozzo : Good. I thought I was the only one.
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DiNozzo : Rule 9.
Gunnery Sergeant Bill Atlas : What?
DiNozzo : You know, those rules they teach you in the marine corps.
Gunnery Sergeant Bill Atlas : What rules?
DiNozzo : I always suspected Gibbs was making that stuff up. Well, rule 9 is: Never go anywhere without a knife.