- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: They're holding Petty Officer Dobbs' body for you at the Dover morgue.
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: I don't get it, I thought he died in combat.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: I need you to take a look, Ducky.
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: What do you expect me to find?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Nothing. I just need to buy more time.
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: Oh, Jethro, I can spend forever finding nothing.
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: You ever think the petty officer might be guilty?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Crossed my mind.
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: More than once obviously. Othewise you'd be telling me your gut says he's not guilty.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Several marine guts in Iraq saying that.
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: Not yours?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [pause] Yeah. Yeah. My gut says it too!
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: Your gut? Or Semper Fi?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [after seeing Tony's Vette destroyed on TV] Fiberglass, it's not good for boats either. Have a good weekend.
- Lt. Cmdr. Faith Coleman: Dobbs died as a result of enemy fire in Iraq. What bearing does that have on a girl who was killed two years ago in Richfield, Virginia?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: You can never be too thorough.
- Lt. Cmdr. Faith Coleman: You're pushing it, Gibbs. Why are you sticking your neck out for this guy?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Several Marines witnessed Petty Officer Dobbs saving lives. No one witnessed him taking one.
- Lance Cpl. Jaime Ramos: [to Gibbs] The thing is, sir, Doc isn't around to defend himself now. YOU have to!
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Tell me about it.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Is it that obvious? I'm sorry, boss. It's just upsetting. My car wasn't towed. It was stolen.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Tell me about the storage locker, DiNozzo.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Right.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: I was trying to figure out the wipers. Took my eyes off the road for a second, looked up. There it was. Right in front of me.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Car?
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Bus.
- [Tony gasps]
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: I got a student pass the day I got out of traction.
- [Tony hugs McGee]
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I didn't know.
- Caitlin Todd: Tony's car was towed. Poor baby had to take the bus to work.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: You know what kind of people take the bus?
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Yeah, I take the bus.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Exactly.
- Jimmy Palmer: [Abby has a stiff neck] The inefficient flow of qi is a major source of stiffness.
- [Abby looks interested]
- Jimmy Palmer: A silent auction at my niece's school benefit. A weekend seminar in the art of Shiatsu.
- Abby Sciuto: Do me.
- Jimmy Palmer: Uh, no, I showed up late.
- Abby Sciuto: Your hands, my body, now!
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: You're taking the stairs, McGee.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Why?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Because I'm not riding in an elevator with anyone who doesn't know who Gary Cooper was.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Are you here for a reason Abby?
- Abby Sciuto: I'm here to talk dirt.