NCIS (TV Series)
Bikini Wax (2005)
Mark Harmon: Leroy Jethro Gibbs
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Quotes
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [discussing the crime scene] It's a public restroom, Boss. It's really disgusting.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : It could be worse.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : How could it be worse?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Could be a men's room.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [seeing their victim in a bathroom stall] That is one hell of a swirly.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : A "swirly"?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You take a kid by the ankles, dunk him in the toilet, then flush. Usually reserved for dorks. Does it look familiar, probie?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : I don't think so. Noogies, sure. Wedgies, an occasional melvin. But, uh, no.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : If you two don't start working, I will show you hazing. And the Marine Corps does not do wedgies or noogies or melvins.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Thank you, boss.
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : She knew she was pregnant. Any idea about the father?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : She used a pay phone to call him, but his cell was turned off. She said she left a message.
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : [laughing to herself] That's your worst nightmare, Tony.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [taunting] So, how's it going with those letters, Kate?
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : I'm working on it. Thanks, Tony.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : How long?
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Two days, three tops.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : You've got four.
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : [surprised] Really?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Hours.
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : [deadpan] Sounds about right.
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Hey, Duck. DiNozzo and McGee'll be done in a few minutes.
Donald Mallard : Oh, no hurry. It takes time to do detailed and concise work. Mr. Palmer, here, finishes his work quite quickly.
Jimmy Palmer : [cheerfully missing the insult] Thank you, Doctor!
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Lisa Kerr : She was doing a spread with two other girls for GSM. It was called "Naughty in the Navy". Hit the stands a couple months ago
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I remember that issue, good layout
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : What is GSM?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Get Some Magazine, it's like Playboy but less risqué. They both have really great articles.