Nash Bridges (TV Series)

Wild Card (1997)

Tommy Chong: Barry Chen

Quotes 

• Barry Chen : If you want to find Tiger, this is where you'll find him.

  Insp. Joe Dominguez : This is a marijuana club.

  Barry Chen : I know. Totally legal under prop 215 as long as you have a valid medical excuse.

  Insp. Joe Dominguez : For what?

  Barry Chen : Weed. Pot. Dope. Marijuana. Grass.

  Insp. Joe Dominguez : No, I mean what's wrong with you?

  Barry Chen : Oh! Depression.

  Insp. Joe Dominguez : Depression?

  Barry Chen : Yeah, I get really depressed when I'm not getting stoned.

• Barry Chen : I can probably get him to set you up.

  Insp. Joe Dominguez : Actually, I stopped smoking pot years ago.

  Barry Chen : Oh no? What's your drug of choice now, man?

  Insp. Joe Dominguez : Uh, Rogaine.

  Barry Chen : Rogaine? What's that? Do you snort it?

• Dr. John Joseph : How are you doing Barry?

  Barry Chen : Eh listen, this is my good friend ehm... Sorry, what's your name again?

  Insp. Joe Dominguez : Eh, Joe.

  Barry Chen : Joe, this is Joe.

• [Barry watches helplessly as Charlie Pep's thugs rob the vault.] 

  Barry Chen : You don't want to mess with Bobby Wu. I'm telling you, man. I once saw him take a guy's intestines and pull 'em out through his nose. I'm telling you, man. I once saw him take a guy's cajones and make Dim Sun out of them. I'm telling you, man.

  thug : Shut up.

  Barry Chen : Okay.

  [Barry puts a sculpture into the bag.] 

  Barry Chen : Here. Take this. It's insured.