- Nash Bridges: You know, I remember a time when I used to make you laugh. Now all I do is piss you off. Why is that?
- Lisa Bridges: You want the whole laundry list?
- [Nash's face twists into a dreading expression]
- Lisa Bridges: Starting with A for anniversaries you missed or where your pager went off. Or we can go to B for booze. Or we can jump right to W for women. You know, you should take a good look at your own life before you come over here passing judgement on mine!
- Lisa Bridges: I thought you were retired, Joe.
- Insp. Joe Dominguez: [about Lisa and Nash] Why sit at home and watch Jerry Springer when I can see all that stuff live?
- Insp. Evan Cortez: This is a nice ride. I've never seen a car like this. What is it?
- Nash Bridges: This is a 1970 Plymouth Barracuda. The reason you've never seen one is because they only made 14 of them.