NYPD Blue (TV Series)

Up on the Roof (1994)

Vincent Guastaferro: Sgt. Vincent Agostini

Quotes 

• [two uniforms bring in a homeless Black man draped in a blanket and wearing a knit cap] 

  Sgt. Vincent Agostini : What have we got?

  Uniformed Cop : Public lewdness, Sarge.

  Buck Naked : It's January and it's shirt-sleeve weather! It's 80 degrees outside!

  Sgt. Vincent Agostini : So where's your shirt?

  Buck Naked : Where is my shirt?

  [looks down at his chest and throws off the blanket] 

  Buck Naked : Aaaaaagh! I'm buck naked!

  Uniformed Cop : [taking his arm]  Oh, come on.

  Buck Naked : Hey, all aboard for Coney Island! Whoo-whoo!