NYPD Blue (TV Series)
Tempest in a C-Cup (1993)
Dennis Franz: Det. Andy Sipowicz
Quotes
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Det. Andy Sipowicz : Hi, I'm Detective Sipowicz.
Donna Abandando : Hi, I'm the new detectives administrative aide, Donna Abandando.
Det. Andy Sipowicz : This is Detective Medavoy.
Donna Abandando : [to Medavoy] Hi. Donna Abandando.
[Medavoy just stares blankly at Donna, unable to speak]
Donna Abandando : [to Sipowicz] Is he all right?
Det. Andy Sipowicz : Uh... Detective Medavoy has taken a vow of silence until they sort out this mess in Bosnia.
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Det. Andy Sipowicz : An A-plus in the tit department, Monique.
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Det. Andy Sipowicz : What about the topless bar undercover, Lieutenant?
Lt. Arthur Fancy : I thought I'd reassign it.
Det. Andy Sipowicz : Well, uh, you think that's necessary? Kelly's gonna work interrogation with Conklin and Roberts. He's gonna be schoolin' Martinez. I'd just be like a fifth wheel.
Lt. Arthur Fancy : So you'd prefer to stay on the topless assignment?
Det. Andy Sipowicz : Well, I think that's the most bang for our law enforcement buck, manpower-wise.
Lt. Arthur Fancy : Take Medavoy.
Det. Andy Sipowicz : [disappointed] Yes sir.
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Det. Andy Sipowicz : We go in, we patronize, we see if the girls are offering anything that isn't on the menu, huh? Kinda like a busman's holiday for me. Objective's to squeeze the owner, who's laundering money for Tony Rago.
Det. Greg Medavoy : Yeah, listen... uh, Andy...
Det. Andy Sipowicz : Yes, Medavoy. You will be seein' naked broads. You gonna have a problem with that?
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Donna Abandando : Hi, I'm the new detective's administrative aid, Donna Abandando.
Andy : *Phew* like to say that three times fast?
Donna Abandando : Yeah, I know. Those two together... they're quite a mouthful.
Andy : [Looking at cleavage] Amen to that!
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Det. Andy Sipowicz : All right, by the numbers, otherwise your nuts would be saying, "good bye Johnson, hello eyeballs."
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Monique : I hate what I'm doing. I hate this. I want to stop.
Det. Andy Sipowicz : Yeah, well, my experience is, the feeling will pass as soon as you make bail.