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Quotes
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ADA Sylvia Costas : I'd say res ipsa loquitur if I thought you knew what it meant.
Andy : [grabbing his crotch] Hey, ipsa this, you pissy little bitch!
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Det. John Kelly : When was the last time you tried going on the wagon?
Andy : When was the last time you tried growing tits?
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Alfonse Giardella : Lois has got people down in Orlando. She thinks she's moving down there.
Det. Andy Sipowicz : Yeah? Did you tell her she could work Disney World?
Alfonse Giardella : Say something smarter then that, Sipowicz. You're gonna be dead a long time.
Det. Andy Sipowicz : I'd rather be dead than walk around with that mop on my head!
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Andy : [flapping Alphonse's toupee on his head while holding a gun to his throat] Mr. Wig says, "Alphonse has to go outside now."
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Andy : You get to a point, the hand's been dealt and played.
