Quotes
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[Andy is holding a dictionary]
Det. Andy Sipowicz : Did you put this on my desk?
John Irvin : Oh... yes, Detective. I was looking up something else, and I happened to notice that word we had talked about.
Det. Andy Sipowicz : Live and learn.
John Irvin : I just thought you might find it interesting.
Det. Andy Sipowicz : Oh, absolutely. This way, if I'm ever on that quiz show "Jeopardy!," and they ask about 'prostrate,' some other idiot's gonna say "The gland behind the nuts," and I'm gonna say, "No, no, no, no... that means to lie face-down in a posture of submission. My old friend P.A.A. Irvin told me that. That other civilian aide we had, all she did was she just gave us our messages, but this guy, he gives us definitions and everything!"
John Irvin : I'm sorry, was I inappropriate?
Det. Andy Sipowicz : Nah. I'm just a little chatty. I almost got murdered earlier.
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Det. Andy Sipowicz : I was having prostrate difficulties, but I think I'm on the mend.
John Irvin : I'm glad.
[pause]
John Irvin : Have I been mispronouncing that word all these years? I always thought it was prostate.
Det. Andy Sipowicz : No, it's prostrate.
