"NYPD Blue" Dirty Laundry (TV Episode 1995) - Dennis Franz as Det. Andy Sipowicz

[after John Irvin gave Andy a haircut]

Det. Greg Medavoy : On your hair, Andy, I thought that came to a natural stopping point several years ago.

Det. Andy Sipowicz : Yeah, very funny.
Howie : Chill! Chill! I ain't holdin, man!

Det. Andy Sipowicz : Yeah? How about laundry, Howie? You doin' any laundry?

Howie : I don't know what you're talking about.

Det. Andy Sipowicz : I'm talking about you doing laundry for the first time in six months, some guy winds up dead.

Howie : I didn't have nothin' to do with that.

Det. Andy Sipowicz : Oh, there's a fresh concept Howie: you weren't involved.
Det. Andy Sipowicz : If I spend time on this, Howie, and I find that you're pullin' my pud, I'm comin' back here and I'm gonna give you a smack, *and* I'm gonna hurt you with the D.A. Now is this a straight story?

Howie : Absolutely. Absolutely straight.

Det. Andy Sipowicz : All right. Give me an address.

Howie : Come on. The guy'll know it came from me.

Det. Andy Sipowicz : Yeah, he might think ill of you, Howie. Of course, he did try to murder you already.
[after Jerry gets put in a holding cell next to Howie]

Jerry : Is he gettin' out? He's gettin' out, isn't he? Welshes on a bet, sells beat dope, and I'm goin' away?

Det. Andy Sipowicz : Yeah, we're harder on murder than we are on bad debts.

Dennis Franz: Det. Andy Sipowicz