NYPD Blue (TV Series)
Curt Russell (1995)
Dennis Franz: Det. Andy Sipowicz
Quotes
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[reading the victim's driver's license]
Det. Andy Sipowicz : Neera Muck... Muckup... You know, you'd think when these people migrate, they'd take pronounceable names.
Det. Bobby Simone : Like Sipowicz?
Det. Andy Sipowicz : OK, wiseass. Go ahead. Say that name.
Det. Bobby Simone : Mokapade... Mokoopadearye... I don't know, man.
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Det. Andy Sipowicz : You know what this is about? Huh? You wanna know what this is gonna be about?
Det. Bobby Simone : What?
Det. Andy Sipowicz : These people worship *cows*. They, they let 'em live in the house, they'd starve to death before they'd eat him, ok?
Det. Bobby Simone : Andy, what does that have to do with this DOA?
Det. Andy Sipowicz : Because 200 years ago some bride wasn't a virgin and that cursed a whole family line, and now the moon is in Jupiter's asshole, and some great- great- great- great- grandson had to wreak vengeance, and that's what this is gonna be about.
Det. Bobby Simone : So we now we got a theory to go on...
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Evelyn Sekzer : [groans]
Det. Andy Sipowicz : Anybody hear a dog howl?
Evelyn Sekzer : I don't find that especially funny.
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Det. Bobby Simone : Uh, what's your last name?
Det. Andy Sipowicz : [aside] Why don't you quit while you're ahead?
Jatin Bhat : Bhat.
Det. Bobby Simone : B-a-t?
Jatin Bhat : B-*h*-a-t.
[waits a beat]
Jatin Bhat : The cat got out, they're going to be angry with me!
Det. Bobby Simone : B-h-a-t, Bhat
Det. Andy Sipowicz : Cat - c-*h*-a-t
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Det. Andy Sipowicz : We'll talk to the kids some more, see if the mother was away a lot, but I don't think there was a boyfriend.
Lt. Arthur Fancy : What are you basing that on?
Det. Andy Sipowicz : On the fact that in India, these women throw themselves on their husband's funeral piles.
Lt. Arthur Fancy : Still?
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Det. Bobby Simone : You know, I just shoulda kept my mouth shut about this backup deal.
Det. Andy Sipowicz : I try to teach you tact, I just can't get through.
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Det. Bobby Simone : At least we now know it was an Indian guy.
Det. Andy Sipowicz : Now alls we got to figure out is what blood cult he belongs to.