- General Ford: Professor, it seems you know more about what this creature isn't than what it is!
- Professor Gunther: Well sir, that is correct.
- Mike Nelson: There. That'll be half a billion dollars.
- Bobo: [an atom bomb he armed is about to go off] Your movie today is "The Deadly Mantis." By the way Mike, what IS a thermal nuclear device?
- Marge Blaine: Life parades through the ages, showing the progression of the prehistoric creatures. From the jelly fish, to the dinosaurs to primitive man
- Mike Nelson: It's a very simple 3 step evolution.
- Gypsy: [to Mike] Alright, baby, out! Out-out-out-out!
- [shoves Mike aside, takes the ship's helm with her mouth]
- Crow T. Robot: Get it, Gyps!
- Gypsy, Pearl Forrester: Ha, Nelson, you big sissy! Making that oversized purple shop vac do your driving for ya. HA!
- Gypsy: Oh, yeah, sister? Well, you're going to be eating my space-dust!
- Pearl Forrester: Dream on. I'm switching to my 9-iron, dead girl.