Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)
The Pumaman (1998)
Bill Corbett: Crow, Observer
Quotes
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Crow : [singing] Puma Man, he flies like a moron.
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Kobras : [who's played by Donald Pleasance] Comb the area! Find him!
Crow : Donald's only use for the word "comb" right there.
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Vadinho : Each man is a God. Each man is free.
Crow : So if each man is a God, what does that make God?
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Crow : You know I have almost no respect for pumas now? I now know that if I ever run into a puma I can just push it the hell over.
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Kobras : Because you are made of earth...
Crow : [as Kobras] Corn grows in you.
Kobras : ...and to earth you shall return!
Mike Nelson : Huh? That was an odd thing to say, even for him.
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Henchman : We'll make slaves of men with this mask.
Crow : And we'll rule fish, too!
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Crow : Soundtrack by my little brother's Casio.
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Vadihno : I did not have to kill to find you.
Crow : I kill for fun!
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Crow : Yep, Donald "Room clearer" Pleasance.
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Vadihno : My name is Vadihno.
Crow : I'm an onion.
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Crow : This always happens. People throw me out of the window, tell me I'm Puma Man, then leave.
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[Vadihno hits the Puma Man]
Crow : Yes. The Aztec speaks for all of us.
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Crow : Puma Man can tear through pure contact paper.
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[on the Puma Man]
Crow : At all times he has the look of a man who's been hit with a fish.
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Mike Nelson : [on Puma man] Wool over his eyes man!
Crow : Easily bamboozled man!
Tom Servo : Three steps behind man!
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Villain : Everybody who goes there doesn't talk!
Crow : So nobody who DOESN'T go there doesn't NOT talk?
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Vadihno : You were only a boy at the time.
Crow : Then you were a girl, then you were a boy again.