Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

Gamera (1991)

Michael J. Nelson: Gamera

Quotes 

• Crow T. Robot : Well, why do you go about stomping on cities and stuff?

  Gamera : Well, it-it's not my fault. Listen, I'm big boned, right? And let's face it, cities discriminate against us big boned types, okay?

• Tom Servo : So what's the deal with that boy, Kenny? You guys seem to be such chums.

  Gamera : Kenny. Kenny. Kenny, Kenny. Little Sweet Kenny. The deal with Kenny is he's a good kid, good hearted. Don't get me wrong, but uh... I'm using him, you know? 'Cause, let's face it, he softens up my image. You know, right? Kenny, cause...

  Crow T. Robot : Well, I... Uh.

  Gamera : Well look, I can smash a huge city, take out thousands of people, right? Say a suburb of Osaki - kill ten million - and then, uh, you know with Kenny at my side, I look like Jimmy Stewart in Mr. Smith Goes To Washington. It's great. Let me tell you something about that unconditional love, children. It feels really good.