- Kady Kyle: Daddy's giving Junior a thousand dollars if he gets a "A"
- Janet 'Jay' Kyle: Secret motivational techniques?
- Michael Kyle: Well, what's the big deal if it works?
- Janet 'Jay' Kyle: The big deal, Michael, is that it's just wrong. He should want to do out without money being an incentive!
- Michael Kyle: Why?
- Janet 'Jay' Kyle: Because I want him to learn Maths for the love of learning!
- Michael Kyle: Why?
- Janet 'Jay' Kyle: So he could get a good job!
- Michael Kyle: And why?
- Janet 'Jay' Kyle: So he could make a lot of money!
- Michael Kyle: I rest my case!