My So-Called Life (TV Series)

Resolutions (1995)

Jared Leto: Jordan Catalano

Quotes 

• Angela : Look, if this is weird for you... being tutored? I don't mind helping you longer.

  Jordan : It's not so weird.

  Angela : Oh! So, good.

  Jordan : You could have sex with me, though. If you really want to help.

  Angela : [laughs]  Whoa! Oh God. Oh my God.

  Jordan : I guess that's a no.

  Angela : [still laughing]  I'll let you get back to your work.

• Jordan : This is wrong.

  Angela : What?

  Jordan : You doing my homework. It's wrong.

  Angela : Well, I was just trying to help.

  Jordan : It's like I'm taking advantage of you, or something.

  Angela : You're not taking advantage of me!

  Jordan : Yeah, I am. I would be different if we were like... but now you're just, you know, a friend or whatever. I can't do this anymore.

• Jordan : Wait, you actually signed me up?

  Angela : I know. In a way it was wrong, but I just have a feeling this is going to be really good.

  Jordan : I don't know.

  Angela : See, whoever is going to tutor you, their name is next to yours.

  Jordan : [struggles]  Brain Krakow?

  Angela : Wait, maybe this is a bad idea.

  Jordan : No. I mean, if I'm already signed up.

  [turns around] 

  Jordan : Are you Brain?

  Brian : Brian.

• Jordan : [narration]  Wait a second... isn't tonight New Years Eve?

• Brian : What?

  Brian : She would sleep with you.

  Brian : Because I gave her my eraser?

  Jordan : No. Just, because she would. Go get her number.

  Brian : [laughs]  What? How am I supposed to get her number? I just ask her? Ask some girl I don't even know for her phone number? Like, without warning?

  [Jordan walks over and gets her number] 

  Jordan : So anyway, The Odyssey is, like, this real long book. Right?

  Brian : I don't believe this. You, like, do this? This is how you live?

  Jordan : Yeah.

• Brian : So, I really have no background in the stuff you're weak in. So you should probably just, like, re-sign up.

  [digs through bag] 

  Brian : Where's my pen?

  Jordan : What's that bear?

  Brian : Oh... that's just this thing a girl gave me.

  Jordan : Oh yeah?

  Brian : Look, I think I should tell you that even though I signed up to tutor people, um, I might have to drop out of the program or whatever.