My Name Is Earl (TV Series)
White Lie Christmas (2005)
Jason Lee: Earl Hickey
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Quotes
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Earl Hickey : If you're gonna fly a bicycle you'd better make sure E.T. is sitting in your basket instead of a twelve pack of beer.
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Earl : [slurring] We should go on a beer run. Are we okay to drive?
Randy : I know a good way to find out. If I can steer that remote control car around the living room without crashing, then we're okay.
Earl : Randy, that's a cat.
Randy : We shouldn't drive.
[cut to Earl and Randy swerving back and forth on bicycles that were intended as Christmas presents for Joy's kids]
Earl : [voiceover] That's when I realised we might be too drunk to drive, but, we weren't too drunk to pedal. Although I learned a valuable lesson that night: if you're gonna try to fly a bicycle you'd better make sure E.T. is sitting in your basket instead of a twelve pack of beer.
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[Christmas 2002]
Joy : [opens her present, batteries] What are these for?
Earl Hickey : Whatever you want baby.
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[Christmas 2003]
Joy : [opens her present, condoms] How are these for me?
Earl Hickey : They're flavored. Merry Christmas.
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[Christmas 2004]
Joy : [opens her present, car keys] Oh my God! Oh my God! Wait, these are my keys.
Earl Hickey : I know, I found them.