"My Name Is Earl" White Lie Christmas (TV Episode 2005) Poster

Jason Lee: Earl Hickey

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Quotes 

  • Earl Hickey : If you're gonna fly a bicycle you'd better make sure E.T. is sitting in your basket instead of a twelve pack of beer.

  • Earl : [slurring]  We should go on a beer run. Are we okay to drive?

    Randy : I know a good way to find out. If I can steer that remote control car around the living room without crashing, then we're okay.

    Earl : Randy, that's a cat.

    Randy : We shouldn't drive.

    [cut to Earl and Randy swerving back and forth on bicycles that were intended as Christmas presents for Joy's kids] 

    Earl : [voiceover]  That's when I realised we might be too drunk to drive, but, we weren't too drunk to pedal. Although I learned a valuable lesson that night: if you're gonna try to fly a bicycle you'd better make sure E.T. is sitting in your basket instead of a twelve pack of beer.

  • [Christmas 2002] 

    Joy : [opens her present, batteries]  What are these for?

    Earl Hickey : Whatever you want baby.

  • [Christmas 2003] 

    Joy : [opens her present, condoms]  How are these for me?

    Earl Hickey : They're flavored. Merry Christmas.

  • [Christmas 2004] 

    Joy : [opens her present, car keys]  Oh my God! Oh my God! Wait, these are my keys.

    Earl Hickey : I know, I found them.

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