- [a man is lying in the middle of the road with a carpet over his head and a truck approaches]
- [Earl tries to stop him from killing himself]
- Randy: It's fine Earl! The carpet will protect him.
- Salesman: And we have a large selection of books on tape.
- Earl: What, you mean like, sticky?
- Salesman: Cassette tape. It's a book but the author reads it to you on tape. Book on tape.
- Earl: Wow. it doesn't get any more futuristic than that, huh?
- Salesman: Ah, well actually it does, you can download the book directly onto your iPod now.
- Earl: iPod huh. That some sort of space capsule or something?
- Catalina: Excuse me, I'm hot!
- Philo: No, you're okay but compared to my girl you're like one of those things from Lord Of The Rings that crawled out of the ground and attacked the castle.
- Catalina: This uniform isn't flattering. You should see me in jeans and a bra.
- Randy: Ewoks. Those are called Ewoks.
- Randy: Can we take another break? I'm having trouble getting air into my mouth and down into my stomach.