"My Name Is Earl" Faked My Own Death (TV Episode 2005) Poster

(TV Series)

(2005)

Jason Lee: Earl Hickey

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Quotes 

  • Earl Hickey : It was nice to see Natalie so happy, wasn't it?

    Randy Hickey : Yeah I'm glad she's not dead no more. Being dead is definitely worse than being alive. When you're dead you can't do all the cool stuff you can do when you're alive. You and I, we can do all kinds of cool stuff cuz we're living, we're not dead, we're alive. If we were dead we wouldn't be able to do all the cool stuff we can do, becuz we're alive. Dead people can't do cool stuff. Only people that are alive can do cool stuff, cuz they're living, and you have to be living to be able to do cool stuff. You have to be alive. Yeah, 'cept when you're alive sometimes bad stuff happens too. Like sometimes you can get into a car wreck, or you can have a headache or twist your ankle or even stub your big toe... So being alive is kinda hard too, but I think it's definitely better than being dead...

  • Earl Hickey : Dirk?

    Dirk : Hey, Earl. Don't tell me your hooker works here too?

    Earl Hickey : You're supposed to be dead.

    Dirk : Yeah, I know. Thanks for the idea.

  • Earl Hickey : [voice-over]  ... and like the butterfly, I too was trapped. But instead of a net, I was caught by a crazy girl wiping her nose on me.

  • [Natalie knocks on Earl's door] 

    Earl Hickey : Come in.

    Natalie : What's going on?

    [Earl and Catalina are in bed under a blanket] 

    Earl Hickey : Oh just blowing off a little steam, having a good time. Can't a guy have a party around here without getting hassled? Get off my back.

    [Goes back under the covers] 

    Natalie : You're right Earl. Sorry, for interrupting. Just have fun and call me when you're done.

  • [Earl is drinking a can of beer] 

    Earl Hickey : Ahhh! Excuse me.

    [stands up to relieve himself] 

    Natalie : Honey, don't you think it would be better to relieve yourself a little further away from the blanket?

    Earl Hickey : Nah!

  • Dirk : Hey Earl. Is there a condom machine around here?

    Earl Hickey : No Dirk.

    Dirk : [looks at maid trolley]  Hey, what are these?

    Catalina : Shower caps.

    Dirk : That could work.

  • Earl Hickey : [narrating]  She wanted me to do arts and crafts.

    Natalie : It's called paper maché.

    Earl Hickey : [narrating]  Somehow she figured out a way to make newspapers even more boring.

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