- Joy: Come on Darnell, you can sign up too.
- Darnell Turner: I'm already registered to vote.
- Joy: What?
- Darnell Turner: Not that it matters. Cause until we reform the electoral college, the popular votes will be ignored and we'll keep electing presidents that only get a minority of the votes.
- Joy: That must be some black stuff, I don't know what he is talking about.
- Randy Hickey: Man, I wish I had robot legs or robot hands. Robot hands would be cool with like a knife finger, a spoon finger, a fork finger, a toothbrush finger, a comb finger, a bottle opener finger, a flashlight finger, and a screwdriver finger, but regular thumbs. You've gotta have regular thumbs.
- Earl Hickey: True.
- Randy Hickey: Hey Earl.
- Earl Hickey: Hey Randy.
- Randy Hickey: If you could be any kind of animal in the whole world, what animal would you be?
- Earl Hickey: A dog. I think I'd be a dog.
- Randy Hickey: How come?
- Earl Hickey: 'cause I like living inside and sitting on couches and most people let their dog live inside and sit on couches.
- Randy Hickey: How about a cat? People let their cat live inside and sit on couches.
- Earl Hickey: I'm allergic to cats. I wouldn't wanna go around and make myself sneeze.
- Randy Hickey: Yeah.
- Earl Hickey: Why? What kind of animal would you be if you could be any animal in the whole world?
- Randy Hickey: I was gonna say monkey but you make a good point about the couch.
- Rhonda Gibbs: Filling in for Carl Hickey will be his son, Earl Hickey.
- Carl Hickey: [watching TV] No, no, no, no, no.
- Earl: My father is feeling a little under the weather.
- Carl Hickey: [watching TV] Don't embarrass me, don't embarrass me.
- Rhonda Gibbs: Nothing serious I hope.
- Earl: Er... diarrhea!
- Randy Hickey: Plus, if Dad was mayor, we'd get to wear top hats and sashes and judge beauty contests.
- Earl Hickey: That's Monopoly, Randy.