My Name Is Earl (TV Series)

Cost Dad the Election (2005)

Ethan Suplee: Randy Hickey

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• Randy Hickey : Man, I wish I had robot legs or robot hands. Robot hands would be cool with like a knife finger, a spoon finger, a fork finger, a toothbrush finger, a comb finger, a bottle opener finger, a flashlight finger, and a screwdriver finger, but regular thumbs. You've gotta have regular thumbs.

  Earl Hickey : True.

• Randy Hickey : Hey Earl.

  Earl Hickey : Hey Randy.

  Randy Hickey : If you could be any kind of animal in the whole world, what animal would you be?

  Earl Hickey : A dog. I think I'd be a dog.

  Randy Hickey : How come?

  Earl Hickey : 'cause I like living inside and sitting on couches and most people let their dog live inside and sit on couches.

  Randy Hickey : How about a cat? People let their cat live inside and sit on couches.

  Earl Hickey : I'm allergic to cats. I wouldn't wanna go around and make myself sneeze.

  Randy Hickey : Yeah.

  Earl Hickey : Why? What kind of animal would you be if you could be any animal in the whole world?

  Randy Hickey : I was gonna say monkey but you make a good point about the couch.

• Randy Hickey : Plus, if Dad was mayor, we'd get to wear top hats and sashes and judge beauty contests.

  Earl Hickey : That's Monopoly, Randy.