My Hero (TV Series)

Nemesis (2001)

Ardal O'Hanlon: George Sunday, Thermoman

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Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  [George is reading 'The A-Z of Human Behaviour'] 

  Janet : George. Does this skirt make me look a bit fat?

  George : No, not at all - if you're an elephant.

  Janet : That wasn't quite the answer I was looking for.

  George : It's a joke. I'm doing sarcasm this week. It says here it can be hugely funny. But not in this case, obviously.

  Janet : By the way, my mum's coming over later.

  George : That's fantastic news!

  Janet : No, George, that's not sarcasm; that's just plain lying.

• George : I love my school reunions. The last one we had was on Pluto's second moon. It was such a wild night.

  Janet : But there's only one moon 'round Pluto.

  George : Like I said, it was a wild night.

  Janet : You broke a moon!

  [George nods] 

  Janet : Where's the party this year?

  George : Croydon.

  Janet : Oh. That's all right then.

• George : Arnie's organising it this year, so it's up to him to keep everybody in order.

  Janet : Isn't that a bit like leaving Pavarotti in charge of the pies?

• Janet : Your cousin Aphrod is married to a fish woman. A six foot pilchard called Mitzi's going to stand out in Croydon.

  George : Arnie's thought of that. This year we're having the reunion at a sci-fi convention. You'll probably be the weirdest one there.

• [last lines] 

  Janet : George. I know I was completely under Piers's control, but I still feel guilty about all that kissing.

  George : All that kissing? I thought it was just once. How many times?

  Janet : Well, fifteen actually.

  George : You counted!

  Janet : I couldn't help myself.

  George : Of course not. I completely understand.

  Janet : Do you really?

  George : No, but I'm getting good at this sarcasm thing.

  Janet : You're jealous again, aren't you?

  George : Yes, I am. Excuse me, I need to go for another stomp.

  Janet : [looking at the moon]  Don't break that one, George. It's the only one we've got.

• George : What age were they then?

  Mrs Raven : Six... six... six.