My Family (TV Series)
Owed to Susan (2003)
Robert Lindsay: Ben Harper
Quotes
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Susan : Oh, Ben
Ben : Hmm?
Susan : I'd like nothing more than to have you rip this lingerie off me with your teeth...
Ben : [Moaning with sexual ecstasy] Oh, yeah, yeah.
Susan : ...and feel your hands caressing my body...
Ben : Oh, god, yeah.
Susan : ...as we melt into each other's arms...
Ben : Oh, god, yeah.
Susan : ...in an uncontrollable fit of passion...
Ben : Oh, yeah, yeah.
Susan : ...but I can't.
Ben : No, ok.
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Ben : I've got one rule, one rule: never sleep with crazy people outside of marriage.
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Ben : Sunny skies and delicate flowers have nothing to do with real love! Flowers don't take the covers from you at night, tell you how to drive or send you for tampons at 2 AM! Love is not a flower, it's a venus fly trap that tempts you with promises of delight, then snaps you in half and crushed you like a bug!
Teacher : You have a rather nihilistic view of love, Mr. Harper.
Ben : That's because I'm married!
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Ben : What are you doing here?
Roger Bailey Jnr. : You invited me over.
Ben : No, I did not.
Susan : Yes, you did. I just forgot to tell you.
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Michael Harper : [Reading instructions] 'Caution: this drug may cause short-term memory loss'.
Nick : Ah, but it may not!
Ben : Nick, what happens if you forget who you are? What happens if you forget where you live? What... Good luck with the new job!
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Ben : Thanks to you, Roger, I have to write Susan a real poem!
Roger Bailey Jnr. : Well, that shouldn't be too hard. Just think about all the things you love about her and make them rhyme. What have you got so far?
Ben : Get out!
Roger Bailey Jnr. : OK. What rhymes with 'out'?
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Ben : Susan, I'm not a poet, I'm a dentist. Perhaps I could express my love by making a mould of your teeth?
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Vanessa : I must say, I never thought I'd find someone as dark and desolate as I.
Ben : Well, I wouldn't say I'm that desolate.
Vanessa : Please, I know. I've always been drawn to cynical pigs.
Ben : I like puppies!
Vanessa : No, don't spoil it! You are a starless night sky, Ben Harper!
Ben : Yeah, yeah... You know, you're not the first person to have told me that?