The Muppet Show (TV Series)
Kris Kristofferson and Rita Coolidge (1978)
Jim Henson: Kermit the Frog, Rowlf, Dr. Teeth, Muppet Newsman, Waldorf
Quotes
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Rowlf : Okay, what happens now?
Fozzie : Oh, now comes the funny part.
[exits]
Rowlf : Well, leaving the stage is funnier than a lot of things the bear does.
Fozzie : [enters holding a fish] Okay, now ask me what I'm carrying the fish for.
Rowlf : Oh, Fozzie, what are you carrying the fish for?
Fozzie : Oh, just for the halibut.
Rowlf : You were better off leaving the stage.
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The Newsman : And now a Muppet News Flash. This is an update on the Henderson burglary. Police have recovered all the stolen property except the silverware. It has disappeared into thin air.
[suddenly, a bunch of silverware rains down on the desk]