- Sweetums: Oh! Florence! Ya know, I could really fall for you.
- Florence Henderson: Aww, Sweetums. Are you serious?
- [Sweetums pitches forward. Florence's jaw drops. She turns to the audience]
- Florence Henderson: He's serious.
- Miss Piggy: Methinks thou doth protest too much.
- Kermit the Frog: What?
- Miss Piggy: Shakespeare.
- Kermit the Frog: Sounds more like Bacon. From a ham.