"The Muppet Show" Florence Henderson (TV Episode 1976) - Frank Oz as Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Mildred, George, Boppity, Borcellino, Male Koozebanian, Additional Muppets

Waldorf : Hey, listen, all your impressions sound the same.

Fozzie : I can't help that. They were all written by the same writer.

Waldorf : He's got a point there.

Statler : Yeah, on his head.
Miss Piggy : Forgive me for being so forward, but I'm a liberated pig.
Fozzie : Prices are so high, yesterday I bought a pound of hamburger and had to have a co-signer!
Miss Piggy : Methinks thou doth protest too much.

Kermit the Frog : What?

Miss Piggy : Shakespeare.

Kermit the Frog : Sounds more like Bacon. From a ham.

Frank Oz: Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Mildred, George, Boppity, Borcellino, Male Koozebanian, Additional Muppets