The Muppet Show (TV Series)
Ruth Buzzi (1976)
Jim Henson: Kermit the Frog, Robot Kermit, Waldorf, Rowlf, The Newsman, Rowlf's Dancing Partner
Quotes
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The Newsman : Muppet News Flash! The Atlantic Ocean has just been kidnapped. Disappearance of the ocean has been reported by lighthouse keeper Murray Patterson. He was awakened late last night when 500 fish pounded on his door asking for water. Authorities suspect that the ocean is being held prisoner in an apartment somewhere in Newark. The ransom note has reportedly been received. The kidnappers are demanding two Christmases each year and a hug from mommy every night.
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Fozzie Bear : A lot of these folks want to see me!
Statler : Well, so do we.
Fozzie Bear : You want to see me perform?
Waldorf : No, retire!