The Muppet Show (TV Series)

Joel Grey (1976)

Frank Oz: Fozzie Bear, Miss Piggy, Sam the Eagle, Gorgon Heap, Villain, George, Mildred, Gloat, Banana

Quotes 

• Fozzie Bear : In our house, we use paper plates, and every night after dinner, my wife erases the dishes.

• Fozzie Bear : Hiya, Kermit.

  Kermit the Frog : Oh, hi there, Fozzie. Hey, listen, you better go and get ready. Go in the dressing room and get ready, would you?

  Fozzie Bear : Dressing room? I had a dressing room so small, all the mice were hunchbacked.

  Kermit the Frog : Please, Fozzie, No jokes right now. I'm a tired frog.

  Fozzie Bear : Tired frog? I knew a frog who got so tired he fell asleep during his nap.

  Kermit the Frog : Fozzie, what is this?

  Fozzie Bear : Oh, see, it's my new act. See, it's Jokes on Any Subject. You tell the subject, and the bear does the joke on it. Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.

  Kermit the Frog : Oh, Fozzie, please!

  Fozzie Bear : Please, take my wife! Please!

  Kermit the Frog : Fozzie, why don't you just go in the dressing room and get ready.

  Fozzie Bear : Dressing room? I had a dressing room so small...

  Kermit the Frog : I heard it.

  Fozzie Bear : Well what do you think about the act, Frog?

  Kermit the Frog : Well, Fozzie, it's got possibilities. Why don't you work on it? Alone.

  Fozzie Bear : Alone? Alone? This bear was left alone!