The Muppet Show (TV Series)

Phyllis Diller (1976)

Jim Henson: Kermit the Frog, Rowlf, Dr. Teeth, Waldorf, Muppet Newsman

Quotes 

• Waldorf : I loved it.

  [Statler pulls on a rope, which opens a trap door under Waldorf, who falls through] 

  Waldorf : [as he falls]  Oh, I hated it!

• Waldorf : [singing]  You are my sunshine, my only sunshine...

  Statler : Why, you old fool!

  Waldorf : What?

  Statler : I'm not your son and my name's not Shine!

  Waldorf : And he calls me an old fool.