The Muppet Show (TV Series)

Harvey Korman (1976)

Jerry Nelson: Sgt. Floyd Pepper, Robin the Frog, Thog, T.R. Rooster, Announcer, Chicken, Whatnots, House, Crazy Harry

Quotes 

• Thog : Maurice is such a good animal trainer. He got so much patience and courange and persistence...

  Maurice the Magnificent : Shut up!

  [cracks whip] 

  Maurice the Magnificent : You black-hearted hell hound!

  Thog : ...and love. What a sweet man.

• Waldorf : The show didn't exactly lay an egg.

  Chicken : Bawk.

  Statler : Wanna bet?

• Statler : Well, that's better than opening it with a bang.

  [Crazy Harry then appears] 

  Crazy Harry : Heheheheheh! Did somebody say "bang"?

  Waldorf : No!

  [they punch Harry in the face] 

  Crazy Harry : Well, you can't win 'em all.

  [they punch him again] 

• Harvey Korman : [as Maurice the Magnificent]  Speak. Speak, you demon! Speak!

  Thog : I hardly know where to begin.