Mortal Kombat: Conquest (TV Series)

Noob Saibot (1998)

Paolo Montalban: Kung Lao

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• Kung Lao : Come on, Siro, anybody would've had trouble out there today.

  Siro : Anybody?

  Kung Lao : What, you mean me?

  Siro : Oh, you heard them, "Mortal Kombat champion".

  Kung Lao : Believe me, I lost plenty of fights while I was training.

  Siro : Now, what happened to me, it wasn't training.

  Kung Lao : Maybe training's the problem. If you don't want to lose any more fights, why didn't you work harder?

  Siro : You watch it, Kung Lao. I haven't exactly been sitting on my ass all these years.

  Kung Lao : You work hard. Maybe you just need a little more focus. Concentration. Fighting's as much thinking as it is doing.

  Siro : All your focus and concentration didn't help save Jen, did it?

  Kung Lao : Damn you, Siro. Even if you ever learn to ask someone for help, don't bother calling me.

  Siro : Don't worry. I don't need your help.

• Noob Saibot : Kung Lao!

  Kung Lao : Who are you?

  Noob Saibot : Your executioner.

• Raiden : Okay. There's a story in here somewhere.

  Kung Lao : We got into it yesterday?

  Raiden : Into it?

  Kung Lao : He did something stupid.

  Raiden : Great. I love it. Tell me.

  Kung Lao : He was attacked by four men, and instead of calling for help, he almost gets himself killed.

  Raiden : Almost? What a pity. Oh, nothing against Siro, it's just that, um, stories are always better when someone gets killed.

• Siro : What the hell were you doing down there?

  Kung Lao : Us? We were looking for you.

  Taja : When you disappeared, I thought for sure you'd run off half-cocked again.

  Siro : What? Do you think I'm nuts? Both of you guys screaming at me about my stupid pride, telling me not to be afraid to ask for help. When I realized Kiri was behind this, I went back to the Trading Post, so the three of us could go after that thing. Hey. I learned my lesson.

• Kung Lao : Did you say you know him? You know this thing?

  Rayden : His name's Noob Saibot He's from a distant realm.

  Taja : Isn't everyone nowadays?

  Rayden : Shao Kahn banished him. Even I didn't know he was in Earthrealm.

  Siro : What is he?

  Rayden : A ninja, with amazing powers.

  Taja : Correction, a dead ninja.

  Rayden : You're certain of that?

  Taja : Well, he has to be. He blew up in flames. Nothing could survive that.

  Rayden : Pray you're right.