- Agnes DiPesto: Mr. Addison, I'm glad you're here.
- David Addison Jr.: You and your entire gender, Agnes.
- Agnes DiPesto: Blue Moon Detective Agency.
- [answering the phone]
- Agnes DiPesto: Have things gone awry? Is it solutions you seek? / We're eager to help, but we're closed a few weeks. / So if you're despondent, and your life's out of whack, / We hope you're still troubled when we all get back.
- The landlord: I am not amused by your trip out-of-state. / This is your landlord - the rent's 2 weeks late. / Your toilet's backed up, and the place smells like heck. / If you want me to fix it, then send me a check.