- Maddie Hayes: The first real case and we killed someone!
- David Addison Jr.: So what if we did?
- Maddie Hayes: This isn't funny Dave. We led Barbara Wiley right to him.
- David Addison Jr.: Yeah, but we did it great. And who knows, maybe there's a new market for that? Blue Moon! We find him you kill him. We tag him you bag him. We spot him you drop him.
- Maddie Hayes: [Responds to David's suggestion with a stern serious look]
- David Addison Jr.: Not funny?
- David Addison Jr.: Lady, you're the boss. I work for you. You pick the tune and I do the dance. No income? Fine with me. You want to sleep on benches with newspapers for blankets? I'll give you all the magazine sections.
- Maddie Hayes: Yeah, right.
- David Addison Jr.: Hey, we're a team. Partners, now and forever. I mean that... Maddie, the first clump of dirt on my coffin, I want it to be thrown by you.
- Maddie Hayes: You think you're pretty good at throwing it yourself. Come on, let's go.
- David Addison Jr.: [David turns to Agnes DiPesto] Call Barbara Wylie and tell her we're on the case. Maddie you're the greatest.