Moonlighting (TV Series)

The Bride of Tupperman (1986)

Guy Boyd: Alan Tupperman

Quotes 

• David Addison Jr. : It was a great idea - inventing a wife for yourself. Who's not going to believe that? I mean why would somebody lie about something like that? So... a couple of years ago, you went out, bought some clothes sent them to the cleaners once a week, opened her a bunch of charge accounts, not to mention the old joint checking. But most important, you took out a life insurance policy.

  Madelyn 'Maddie' Hayes : When did you figure this out?

  David Addison Jr. : During the commercial.

  Alan Tupperman : That's absurd!