- [last lines]
- Madelyn 'Maddie' Hayes: Well, well, you did it again. I suppose you're going to get credit for all this.
- David Addison Jr.: I suppose so...
- [David ducks in time to avoid being hit by a plate someone threw at him]
- David Addison Jr.: You mad?
- Madelyn 'Maddie' Hayes: Mad?
- David Addison Jr.: Mad. I mean, I guess you have the right to be a little mad.
- Madelyn 'Maddie' Hayes: I'm not mad.
- David Addison Jr.: Good.
- Madelyn 'Maddie' Hayes: I'm...
- [Maddie punches David so hard that he is thrown to the other side of the room]
- Madelyn 'Maddie' Hayes: ...livid.
- Toby: I have reason to believe someone is going to be murdered tonight.
- David Addison Jr.: What?
- Toby: I just thought someone ought to know. It's Nick Farley, it's supposed to happen tonight. In the elevator on the 9th floor. I don't know what to do.
- David Addison Jr.: We might want to give this Farley guy a call and tell him to get off on the 8th floor.
- David Addison Jr.: I think I figured out the key to our success.
- Madelyn 'Maddie' Hayes: Separate offices?
- David Addison Jr.: We're on the same wavelength, you and I. We communicate.
- Madelyn 'Maddie' Hayes: We what?
- David Addison Jr.: Don't be funny. It doesn't become me.
- Madelyn 'Maddie' Hayes: So, it's our anniversary, huh?
- David Addison Jr.: So, it's our anniversary, uh huh.
- Madelyn 'Maddie' Hayes: My goodness, I had no idea.
- David Addison Jr.: That's okay. I've got lots of them. I'll loan you one.
- Madelyn 'Maddie' Hayes: So that's why you're here?
- David Addison Jr.: We're a team, Maddie! Spinks and Holmes, Sears and Roebuck, Heckle and Jekyll.
- Madelyn 'Maddie' Hayes: They're still working together?
- David Addison Jr.: Think about it, Maddie. I think it's pretty amazing. We stuck it out through thick and thin. Through good cases, through bad cases.
- Madelyn 'Maddie' Hayes: Through no cases.
- David Addison Jr.: We've lasted longer than some people stay married. You wanna know why?
- Madelyn 'Maddie' Hayes: I told you. Separate offices.
- David Addison Jr.: What did sleeping beauty say?
- Toby: It's going to be another murder.
- David Addison Jr.: Who is it going to be this time?
- Toby: You.
- David Addison Jr.: You who?
- Toby: YOU, YOU!
- David Addison Jr.: Me, me?
- Toby: Yes.
- Agnes DiPesto: Blue Moon Investigations.
- [answering the phone]
- Agnes DiPesto: Thanks for calling the agency that offers / a double-your-crime-back guarantee. / Amnesia cases are our special today. / Finding the real you is our forte. / We'll locate your name, find where you reside / and throw in a gala welcome-home party besides.