Moonlighting (TV Series)
My Fair David (1985)
Bruce Willis: David Addison Jr.
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Quotes
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David Addison Jr. : In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida, you are so serious!
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Maddie Hayes : You are who you are and I am who I am. And the only solution is dissolution.
David Addison Jr. : Wait a minute, dis-solution. What is that, Brooklyn for "this solution"?
Maddie Hayes : No, that's Maddie for "I can't go on this way!"
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David Addison Jr. : Something that really matters.
Maddie Hayes : Keep dreaming, Addison.
David Addison Jr. : Oh, how childish and immature, Ms. Hayes. Everything to you is sex, sex, sex. I'm after something that really matters.
Maddie Hayes : Like what?
David Addison Jr. : Your dignity.
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Maddie Hayes : Which reminds me: no more singing.
David Addison Jr. : Say what?
Maddie Hayes : You heard me. One doo-wop and you lose.
David Addison Jr. : WHOA! Hold the phone, hold the phone! Aren't we cutting it a little deep here? I believe now we're going beyond the perimeters of the bet! Now we are getting into the essence of my personality.
Maddie Hayes : That's not personality, that's an affliction.
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Maddie Hayes : When I was growing up, we had this great big sheepdog.
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Maddie Hayes : He was bouncy, friendly. Every morning he would jump on the bedroom and lick me all over the face.
David Addison Jr. : My kind of dog.
Maddie Hayes : Please, there's more.
David Addison Jr. : Licking or bouncing?
Maddie Hayes : The point is, every time he jumped on my bed, he got my quilt dirty. And that made Mom crazy and she made Dad crazy, so my father decided to take him to obedience school, train him to be a watch dog.
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Maddie Hayes : He stopped jumping on the bed, stopped licking me in the face. All he wanted to do was sit on the front porch and look for strangers.
David Addison Jr. : Strangers, huh? Looking for a zipless lick...
Maddie Hayes : That's not funny. You know what happened?
David Addison Jr. : Met a zipless tick?
Maddie Hayes : He got squished.
David Addison Jr. : [shocked] Squished?
Maddie Hayes : My father backed out the driveway and ran over him.
David Addison Jr. : [really shook] Ran over him?
Maddie Hayes : Ran over him. You understand my point?
David Addison Jr. : Sure, I ain't never licking your face when your father's around.