Monty Python's Flying Circus (TV Series)

The Attila the Hun Show (1970)

Eric Idle: Uncle Tom, Compere, First Groupie, Wains Cotting Woman, Professor, Cyril, Old Idiot, Third Old Idiot, Brian

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Quotes 

• Professor : It's an entirely new strain of sheep, a killer sheep that can not only hold a rifle but is also a first-class shot.

  Miss Garter-Oil : But where are they coming from, Professor?

  Professor : That I don't know. I just don't know. I really just don't know. I'm afraid I really just don't know. I'm afraid even I really just don't know. I have to tell you I'm afraid even I really just don't know. I'm afraid I have to tell you...

  [she hands him a glass of water; he takes a drink] 

  Professor : Thank you. I don't know.

• Professor : This may be even more serious than even I had at first been imagining.

  [pause] 

  Professor : What a strange, strange line.

• Professor : Look of fear!

  [pause] 

  Professor : Another strange line.