Monk (TV Series)

Mr. Monk and the Panic Room (2004)

Ted Levine: Stottlemeyer

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Quotes 

• [Stottlemeyer and Disher reluctantly arrive at Sharona's house to arrest her] 

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : I hate this.

  Lt. Randall Disher : Why don't you stay out here, sir? I can handle her.

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Oh, you can? Since when?

• Sharona Fleming : [opens the door to find Stottlemeyer and Disher waiting]  Hey.

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Sharona, we need to talk.

  Sharona Fleming : About what?

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : I think you know.

  [They walk into the house, which looks like an earthquake has hit it] 

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : What happened here? Did you have a party?

  Sharona Fleming : It's Benjy. He never picks anything up.

  Lt. Randall Disher : Sharona, where's Darwin?

  Sharona Fleming : What are you talking about?

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : We're going to find him. Is he here?

  [Disher takes out his gun and begins searching the house] 

  Sharona Fleming : Hey, would you put that away? This is my house!

  Lt. Randall Disher : He's killed before.

  Sharona Fleming : No he hasn't!

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Sharona, we know that you took him. Now either you tell us where he is or I'm going to have to take you in. That is the law.

  Lt. Randall Disher : [walks back out of the living room, speaking into his walkie-talkie]  Living room secure, heading to the kitchen.

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Randy, you don't have to use the walkie-talkie. I'm ten feet away.

  Lt. Randall Disher : Roger that.

  [puts down the walkie-talkie and continues searching] 

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : [notices some vomit on a wall, and a lot of crooked pictures]  Hey, what happened here?

  Sharona Fleming : Benjy threw up.

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : [confused]  On the wall?

  Sharona Fleming : It was pretty awful.

  Lt. Randall Disher : [heads into the kitchen, and opens the closet, which swings open to reveal a stuffed teddy bear]  Monkey! Monkey! Monkey!

  [notices that it's just a stuffed animal] 

  Lt. Randall Disher : False alarm! False alarm!

  [Sharona grabs the teddy bear from Randy] 

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Sharona, you were seen. The animal shelter has a surveillance camera. It recorded your car's license plate number as you drove away.

• Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : [to Darwin]  You think you're pretty cute, are you?

  [Darwin puts his fingers in his ears] 

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Hey, get your fingers out of your ears, I'm talking to you. I'm talking to you.

  [Darwin does so, and starts acting up] 

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Are you laughing at me? I said are you laughing at me? I think you've got an attitude problem, my friend! Hey, hey, opposable thumbs! Whoop-de doo. Here, pick it up.

  [Darwin is handed the gun] 

• [Monk accidentally hits the "Close" button on the panic room] 

  Adrian Monk : Oh my God! Help! Somebody!

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Monk...

  Adrian Monk : Trapped in here...

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Monk, you're not trapped.

  Adrian Monk : Trapped in here! Captain!

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Monk, just push this button here on the wall.

  Adrian Monk : Oh my God, it's soundproof... can you hear me?

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Monk, I can hear you.

  Adrian Monk : Trapped in here!

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Monk, I can hear you, I can *see* you, there's a hole in the door! Monk!

  Adrian Monk : Running out of air...

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : No, you're not running out of air, Monk.

  Adrian Monk : Running out of air, I can't breathe!

  [gasping] 

  Adrian Monk : Can't breathe!

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Monk! Monk, look at me! Push the button.

  Adrian Monk : [rasping]  No more talking... no more talking, I have to conserve oxygen...

  [bangs on the door, yelling through the hole in it] 

  Adrian Monk : Help me! Gotta conserve air...

• Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : They call it a "panic room." I know that's a difficult concept for you, because for you, every room is a panic room.

  Adrian Monk : Thank you.

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : If there's an intruder in the house, you run in there, you lock the door and wait for the cavalry.