Monk (TV Series)
Mr. Monk Meets the Godfather (2004)
Tony Shalhoub: Adrian Monk
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Quotes
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[the FBI want Monk to wear a wire for a meeting with a mob boss]
Adrian Monk : Here's the thing: I can't have anything taped to my chest.
Agent Colmes : Ah, that's fine. Come here, let me show you this. You see, these days we can put a transmitter just about anywhere on the human body. You have six options.
[Monk and Sharona examine the list]
Adrian Monk : Number One... is out. Number Two... you-you wouldn't actually shave me there, would you?
[Colmes nods]
Adrian Monk : Okay, no thank you. Number Three...
Sharona Fleming : What if you had to sit down?
Adrian Monk : Right, good point. Number Four...
[pause]
Adrian Monk : Even if I *die*, don't let them do Number Four.
Disher : Number Five?
Adrian Monk : ...Okay. I'll do it. I'll try that.
Sharona Fleming : That's only for women!
Disher : Oh! Right.
Adrian Monk : Oh, yeah. Ah, Number Six... I can do that.
Agent Colmes : Number Six? Great.
Adrian Monk : Not Four.
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[Monk gets a confession from the real culprit, but discovers the wire wasn't working]
Adrian Monk : Maybe we can trick him into saying it again.
Agent Colmes : Oh, really? How're we gonna do that?
Adrian Monk : Well, I'll just go back there, sit down, and say... "What?"
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[Monk and Sharona are brought to meet mob boss Lucarelli, who's chopping fish in the kitchen of a restaurant]
Salvatore Lucarelli : Mr. Monk!
[he shakes hands, Adrian immediately starts wiping his down]
Sharona Fleming : Oh, he-he does this with everybody, really, he doesn't mean any disrespect.
Salvatore Lucarelli : [shrugs, chuckling] I have blood on my hands.
Adrian Monk : Yes, you do.
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Vince : Uncle Sal told me to keep an eye on you. For your own protection.
Adrian Monk : It's a little insulting. I haven't needed a babysitter since I was nineteen.
Sharona Fleming : You had a babysitter when you were nineteen?
Adrian Monk : Everybody did. It was the late 70s. It was a crazy time.
