- Varla Davis: Look, at 5:30 I am off the clock. I don't care if y'all are still looking for Waldo. I'm outta here.
- Stottlemeyer: [to Monk] So, that's the new nurse. How's that going?
- Adrian Monk: Oh, I love her... Couldn't be better... Help me.
- Adrian Monk: [Monk is talking about Sharona, after she thinks that she is having hallucinations] She's not crazy!