Monk (TV Series)

Mr. Monk and the Earthquake (2002)

Cameron Daddo: Darryl Wright

Quotes 

• Capt. Stottlemeyer : [as he's restraining Wright]  I'm surprised you can talk with a broken jaw.

  Darryl Wright : I don't have a broken jaw.

  [Stottmeyer spins him around then punches him in the jaw] 

• Darryl Wright : [trying to use a key to break into Sharona's apartment, he finds that it has a keypad]  Son-of-a-bitch!

  Workman : Excuse me.

  [Darryl turns around to see a gas company technician standing there] 

  Workman : Uh, this building's off limits.

  Darryl Wright : Yeah, yeah, I know. I'm uh, I'm with the phone company.

  Workman : I was told we had this block to ourselves. You have a work order?

  Darryl Wright : [pretending to look for his work order]  Yeah, sure, sure it's, ah... You know what, I must have left it in my truck.

  Workman : [not convinced]  I didn't see any truck. Look, wait right here. I gotta call this in.

  [Darryl promptly grabs a cutting tool, restrains the luckless technician, and stabs him in the chest] 

  Darryl Wright : I'm afraid I can't let you do that.