Monk (TV Series)
Mr. Monk Stays in Bed (2005)
Tony Shalhoub: Adrian Monk
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Quotes
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Capt. Stottlemeyer : [Monk is sick in bed with the flu; Stottlemeyer points to a large device on the nightstand] What is this thing?
Adrian Monk : It's a humidifier.
Capt. Stottlemeyer : [pointing to another device] What's that one?
Adrian Monk : It's a dehumidifier.
[long pause]
Capt. Stottlemeyer : Well, don't they cancel each other out?
Adrian Monk : Exactly.
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[Natalie is helping Monk re-paper his walls]
Natalie : Mr. Monk, it's level. See? The bubble is right in the middle.
Adrian Monk : I think it's broken.
Natalie : Mr. Monk, the level is not broken! It's a bubble on a stick.
Adrian Monk : Let's just make sure...
[He unwraps a second level and holds it next to the first one]
Natalie : You have two levels?
Adrian Monk : I use this level to check the other levels. It's my level-checking level.
Julie Teeger : [deadpan] How do you know that one's not broken?
Adrian Monk : That's a good question. I take my level checking level to the hardware store twice a year to have it re-calibrated.