Monk (TV Series)
Mr. Monk Goes to the Asylum (2002)
Desmond Campbell: Oliver
Quotes
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Sharona Fleming : He takes three showers every day with this star-shaped nozzle. This is the nozzle. And he needs a five watt night light for sleeping. Anything more, he won't sleep and dark-colored pillowcases.
Adrian Monk : Sharona?
Sharona Fleming : Nothing light, okay?
Adrian Monk : Sharona?
Sharona Fleming : What?
Adrian Monk : You're scaring the man.
Sharona Fleming : No, I'm not.
Adrian Monk : Well, you're scaring me.
Oliver : Ma'am, your friend's in good hands. I'm going to look after him personally. You can trust me.
Sharona Fleming : Mmm-hmmm.
Adrian Monk : See? I'm gonna be okay. You're worrying more than I am.
Sharona Fleming : Look. I can't protect you here, Adrian.
Adrian Monk : What could happen? It's a hospital.
Dr. Charles Kroger : This is all gonna be over before you even know it.
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[Monk is led to his room]
Oliver : Here's your schedule. The events underlined are not optional. They're mandatory. It means you have to go.
Adrian Monk : I know what "mandatory" means.
Oliver : Lights out at 9 o'clock. Any questions?
Adrian Monk : Can I make a phone call?
Oliver : You're allowed one outgoing phone call everyday. Your time slot's 11:25 AM. If you're late, you're gonna have to wait till tomorrow. Do you want the door open or shut?
Adrian Monk : [indecisively] Shut. Um - uh, open. No, wait - shut. No. Oh - oh - oh...
[Oliver closes door behind him]
Adrian Monk : ...definitely open. Just open. Definitely open. Open.
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Dr. Moris Lancaster : [catching Monk in his office] There you are. I warned you not to play detective in my hospital.
Adrian Monk : This is Bill LaFrankie's file. There's no way this man killed himself like they said.
[Dr. Lancaster calls down the hallway]
Dr. Moris Lancaster : He's in here!
Adrian Monk : He suffered from belonephobia. He had a pathological fear of needles.
Dr. Moris Lancaster : You're a smart man. Let's see what kind of witness you are-
[grabs the file from Monk]
Dr. Moris Lancaster : -with a functioning IQ of 17.
[Oliver enters the room and grabs Monk]
Dr. Moris Lancaster : Mr. Monk came here to try and kill me.
Adrian Monk : What? Wait.
Dr. Moris Lancaster : I think he needs some time in the Quiet Room, Oliver.
Adrian Monk : No. Wait!
Dr. Moris Lancaster : It's for your own good, Adrian.
[They lock him in the Quiet Room. Dr. Lancaster and Oliver enter]
Dr. Moris Lancaster : How much?
Oliver : Two c.c.'s of Thorazine.
Dr. Moris Lancaster : Mm-hmm. Make it four.
Oliver : Four? Are you sure? He can't weigh more than 160 pounds.
Dr. Moris Lancaster : Did you just graduate from medical school in the last 45 minutes?
Oliver : No, sir.
Dr. Moris Lancaster : Then do what the hell you're told. Give this patient 4 c.c.'s of Thorazine.
Oliver : I gotta go upstairs and get some more.
Dr. Moris Lancaster : Make it quick.