Monk (TV Series)

Mr. Monk Goes to a Fashion Show (2006)

Ted Levine: Captain Leland Stottlemeyer

Quotes 

• [after receiving a compliment from Julian Hodge about his looks, Randy has taken to wearing expensive suits] 

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Where's your notebook?

  Lt. Randall Disher : Oh, I don't have one. It's an Italian suit, it was ruining the lining. But don't worry.

  [points to his head] 

  Lt. Randall Disher : I'll remember it.

• [Monk proves that Natasia Zorelle's death was murder] 

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Okay! This is now a homicide investigation! Lock this place down, nobody touch anything!

  [turning to Randy] 

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Fabio, go and borrow a notebook, and borrow a pencil, and start talking to neighbors.

  Natalie Teeger : Captain, what do you think it means?

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : It means that your boss scared somebody.

  [as Stottlemeyer and Natalie leave, no one seems to notice Monk adding a wart to Natasia's left shoulder, to match up with the one on her other shoulder] 

• Natalie Teeger : She swears he's innocent.

  Howard "Gordo" Gordon : I know. That's the toughest part of the job, the mothers crying and pleading. That's one thing I'm not going to miss.

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Where are you going?

  Howard "Gordo" Gordon : Didn't you hear? I'm retiring. There's a party for me on Saturday if you want to come.

  Lt. Randall Disher : Sweet.

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : You're retiring? How old are you?

  Howard "Gordo" Gordon : 46.

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Did you win the lottery?

  Howard "Gordo" Gordon : No, I've been investing. Real estate. What have you been doing with your savings?

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : [mulls it over]  Uhhh... Eating. You know, I think I need to talk to my accountant.

  Natalie Teeger : What, you have an accountant?

  Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Nope. Going to have to go find an accountant, and then I'm going to talk to him.