Monk (TV Series)
Mr. Monk Goes to a Fashion Show (2006)
Jason Gray-Stanford: Lieutenant Randy Disher
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[after receiving a compliment from Julian Hodge about his looks, Randy has taken to wearing expensive suits]
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Where's your notebook?
Lt. Randall Disher : Oh, I don't have one. It's an Italian suit, it was ruining the lining. But don't worry.
[points to his head]
Lt. Randall Disher : I'll remember it.
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Natalie Teeger : [notices how Lt. Disher is striking a pose with one foot on a rock and his elbow resting on his knee] What are you doing?
Lt. Randall Disher : What?... I'm standing.
[self-satisfied]
Lt. Randall Disher : This is how I stand.
[Notices how Natalie is dressed in evening wear]
Lt. Randall Disher : What are you wearing?
Natalie Teeger : Clothes, this is how I dress.
Lt. Randall Disher : This is how I stand.
Natalie Teeger : This is how I dress-s-s.
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Natalie Teeger : She swears he's innocent.
Howard "Gordo" Gordon : I know. That's the toughest part of the job, the mothers crying and pleading. That's one thing I'm not going to miss.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Where are you going?
Howard "Gordo" Gordon : Didn't you hear? I'm retiring. There's a party for me on Saturday if you want to come.
Lt. Randall Disher : Sweet.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : You're retiring? How old are you?
Howard "Gordo" Gordon : 46.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Did you win the lottery?
Howard "Gordo" Gordon : No, I've been investing. Real estate. What have you been doing with your savings?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : [mulls it over] Uhhh... Eating. You know, I think I need to talk to my accountant.
Natalie Teeger : What, you have an accountant?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Nope. Going to have to go find an accountant, and then I'm going to talk to him.