Monarch of the Glen (TV Series)

Episode #4.3 (2002)

Hamish Clark: Duncan McKay

Quotes 

• Irene Stuart : What is that thing anyway?

  Duncan McKay : This? It's a tracking device.

  Irene Stuart : Great. Could it track down the socks the washing machine has eaten?

• Irene Stuart : I'm sure he's very nice, he just seems a bit... tweedy, that's all.

  Duncan McKay : Tweedy?

  Irene Stuart : You know, countryfied. Like he shaves with broken glass and keeps a ferret in his sporran.

  Duncan McKay : That's not a ferret in his sporran, he's just pleased to see you.

• Duncan McKay : [about Golly's date with Irene]  So how was it?

  Golly Mackenzie : Brilliant. You'll have to speak up though, my ears are ringing.

  Duncan McKay : I was getting worried.

  Golly Mackenzie : We went clubbing.

  Duncan McKay : Clubbing?

  Golly Mackenzie : Yeah, those baby seals really take it out of you.