Mission: Impossible (TV Series)

Old Man Out: Part 1 (1966)

Greg Morris: Barney Collier

Quotes 

• Barney Collier : What is that thing?

  Cinnamon Carter : Eyelash curler.

  Barney Collier : That's the most diabolical-looking piece of equipment I've ever seen.

• Barney Collier : [In the tent, preparing to go on in their roles, Barney's standing in front of a mirror, putting on his makeup, for his role as the clown MC. The makeup's 'standard' clown variety; it's stark white, as Dan comes up from behind]  What I want to know is; what comedian thought of this makeup?

  [Dan and Barney laugh] 

• Barney Collier : Are we fixed for cash? I won't have time to pass the hat.