The Mighty Boosh (TV Series)
Hitcher (2004)
Noel Fielding: Vince Noir, The Hitcher
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Quotes
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Vince Noir : [digging in a small paper bag] Do you want something to eat?
Howard Moon : Yeah, actually. I'm quite hungry.
Vince Noir : I've got it all in here. Ultra Violets. Flying Saucers. Strawberry Bootlace. C'mon. Get involved.
Howard Moon : Have you got any food?
Vince Noir : Yeah. Satin Zingers...
Howard Moon : No, like *real* food -
Vince Noir : ...Neptune Fizz.
Howard Moon : - you ever heard of rice?
Vince Noir : I've heard of Rice Krispies.
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Vince Noir : [Vince and Howard are driving in a van. Vince holds up a cassette tape] This is the best of the sixties.
Vince Noir : [holds up another cassette] And this is the best of the seventies.
Vince Noir : [lifts a huge stack of cassettes] And this is Gary Numan.
Howard Moon : Er, no. No way. I'm not having that. Absolutely not, I'm drawing a line under that. That's it.
Vince Noir : What? Why?
Howard Moon : I'm driving, it's my music we're having.
Vince Noir : Not Jazz!
Howard Moon : [lifts cassette] No. This, my friend, is Jazz Funk.
Vince Noir : Ohh, the double! That's even worse!
Howard Moon : The mixture. The cerebral musicality of Jazz mixed with the visceral groove of funk.
Vince Noir : Funk?
Howard Moon : Imagine that.
Vince Noir : Funk?
Howard Moon : What a combo.
Vince Noir : Jazz's deformed cousin!
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Vince Noir : Funk. Funk. Jazz's deformed cousin.
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Howard Moon : [Vince gives the Bear a magazine] What are you doing?
Vince Noir : Giving him something to read.
Howard Moon : "The Face"? He's a Russian Bear!
Vince Noir : So what?
Howard Moon : Give him some Chekhov.
[Hands Vince a play by Chekhov. Vince passes it back to the Bear]
