The Mighty Boosh (TV Series)

Call of the Yeti (2005)

Julian Barratt: Howard Moon

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Quotes 

• Howard Moon : I don't buffet about in the winds of fashion. Fashion may come and go. Howard Moon remains where he is.

• Kodiak Jack : Have you ever had a mountain goat grab you by the scrotum and run away with it and then sell it on ebay a day later?

  Howard Moon : Err, no.

  Kodiak Jack : You ever been Rohypnoled by a swan, woke up in Cancun?

  Howard Moon : No.

  Kodiak Jack : Ever been to a key party with a herd of rhino? Well, I have! And it ain't purty!

  Howard Moon : Right.

• Kodiak Jack : Beautiful view, huh?

  Howard Moon : Oh, yeah... when I see a view like that, I'm always aware of the terrifying insignificance of mankind... and yet, at the same time the irrevocable connection we all have with the universe.

  Kodiak Jack : Know what I think about? All the tiny animal penises all over. Anyway, I got a question for ya.

• Howard Moon : Keep back. I know Wing-Chung.

• Howard Moon : Do you need to pack this Jacobean ruff?

  Vince Noir : Listen, I've got a strong feeling the Tudor look's gonna come back in while we're away. I don't wanna get left behind.

  Howard Moon : You'll be in the wilderness. Who's gonna know?

  Vince Noir : What if someone's photographing animals, yeah, and I'm in the back of the shot? The internet's a powerful tool these days.

• Howard Moon : I've actually read this book on the Wilderness.

  Kodiak Jack : Book!

  [Spits] 

  Kodiak Jack : That's all you people know. Your book isn't going to help when there's a Grizzly on the loose!

  [Grabs the book and throws it out the window, killing a Grizzly on the loose] 

• Howard Moon : Kalamaloo!