- Rhoda Morgenstern: Allow me to introduce myself, I'm another person in the room - Rhoda Morgenstern.
- Howard Arnell: Oh, Howard Arnell, how do you do?
- Rhoda Morgenstern: And this is my date, Mr. and Mrs. Armand Lynton.
- Rhoda Morgenstern: How can you gorge yourself and stay so skinny? I'm so hungry I can't stand it.
- Mary Richards: Why don't you eat something?
- Rhoda Morgenstern: I can't. I've got to lose 10 lbs by 8:30.
- Mary Richards: You don't know this man, outside of hitting him with your car?
- Rhoda Morgenstern: No, and I know you're gonna think I'm kidding, but you can really get close to someone fast when you hit him with a car.
- Phyllis Lindstrom: You can't just get to know someone over coffee, can you?
- Howard Arnell: Say, I've got an idea. For posterity.
- Rhoda Morgenstern: Yeah, that's a good idea: pictures. Who knows when Nance and I will see each other again.
- [rolls eyes]